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He was so good I dont even care. I just got my doctors test results and Im really upset about it. The difference between sex and death is death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.

My aunts star sign was cancer pretty ironic how she died. The Best Jokes about Deaths. The driver screams loses control of the car nearly hits a bus goes up on the footpath and stops.

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First off dark jokes take subjects that are considered either offensive or. Take a look at these funny funeral jokes and youll find out why folks are chuckling at a funeral. 7267 33 votes.

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Here you will find great collection of funny silly and corny death jokes for kids of all ages teens and adults who do not want to grow up. A man is lying on his death bed and asks the nurse for a priest. I miss Vine 2.

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